"Thanks to the Internet, the average modern teenager has seen more nudity than an orgiastic Roman emperor with X-ray vision. We've realized that human genitals are like LEGO: lots of fun to put together, and if you get bored with all the possible combinations, you can buy extra bits to connect. But this ability to screw absolutely everything has spilled over into, well, absolutely everything. For example: The '80s aren't just nostalgia, they're subconscious urges that have been stewing in hormones for 30 years.
It still gets longer when he shouts, but gives her an unfortunate double meaning for "Thundercats, ho!"
(All links in this article are obviously, ludicrously NSFW, unless your job is making these things.)
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